#FML #LastDay of Gift 4 #RetailHell Employees & #DearCustomer

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In honor of my fellow comrades, prize fighting soldiers who work customer-service  and are rewarded with bad attitudes and verbal abuse, I present to you #ConfessionsOfaRetailWhore for #FREE!

In hopes you can laugh your way through the wonderful holiday season of #retail and pass it throughout the break room or to everyone you know could use a quick pick me up. I feel your pain. An air high five, gear up and go get em’.

#sAlesA$$ociate #Vigilante

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I have been searching for my place among my fellow war heroes & today like a ray of shit regurgitated from #DearCustomer, whose control we know is lacking, I am newly born. I take a stand for the underdog and as #retailhell #PTSD recovery patient I dutifully strap on my hip-waders, trudging into the live feeds of real people bitching for NO GodDamn reason other than riding their donkey in clouds of self-entitlement.

Game on #MOFO’s 2 can tangle.

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PS…If you are looking for someone to blame try #CorporateAmerica who uses the two, i.e, Customer & Store against each other.

JessEWall

I am a weeble w/really good fucking friends-Jess .E